| AILMENT |
CHRISTMAS CAROL |
| Schizophrenia |
Do You Hear What I Hear? |
| Multiple Personality Disorder |
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
|
| Amnesia |
I Don't Know if I'll be Home
for Christmas |
|
Narcissistic
|
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me |
|
Manic
|
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and...
|
|
Paranoid
|
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. |
|
Borderline Personality Disorder
|
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire |
| Personality Disorder |
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why |
| Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells |
| Agoraphobia |
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House |
|
Senile Dementia
|
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House
In My Slippers and Robe |
| Oppositional Defiant Disorder |
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down
the House |
| Social Anxiety Disorder |
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and
Hyperventilate
|
